” Well, let’s try this. Why don’t you tell me what’s on your mind? Then it can be on our minds, then our minds can worry about what’s on your mind… together.”

Do you, Daniel Randolph Humphrey, take Serena Celia van der Woodsen, to be your lawfully wedded wife; to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health? With respect for her integrity and faith in your union, do you promise to unfailingly seek out the best you can in her, loving her every day, in every way, until the end of your forever? If so, please answer: I DO.

“I do.”

And now you, Serena:

Do you, Serena Celia van der Woodsen, take Daniel Randolph Humphrey, to be your lawfully wedded husband; to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health? With respect for his integrity and faith in your union, do you promise to unfailingly seek out the best you can in him, loving him every day, in every way, until the end of your forever? If so, please answer: I DO.

“I do.”